Sunday, 6 September 2015

Story 11

India :
Who would have thought that the remains of the Harappan Civilization would have been found by a cock. For all those who have been thinking otherwise, five hens and twenty cocks has been credited for discovering the last traces of Harappan Civilization. Historians have been in search of some final clues which will complete the remaining puzzle of the ancient civilization. It has been reported, during their journey they had come across a pillar of boulders which attracted the historians attention. The structural uniqueness made them halt their journey and study the boulders. On enquiring, the localites stated the existence of these boulders since the time of their birth. Amused by this the historians started collecting some boulder samples when the cock came into picture. The historians noticed that the cock squeezed in within a small space between the boulders. Curious historians called upon local poultry owners who with their expertise managed to bring out a number of hens and cocks, literally out of thin air. Intrigued by the existence of these living beings the historians remained on site for a couple of days. With the help of the government they managed to remove the boulders and found a magnificent underground chamber filled with traces of Harappan existence.

 Spain :
Hundreds of men, young and old, thronged the streets of Sevilla to protest the ban on fishing. In a recent order passed by the Spanish government, fishing has been considered illegal in the state of Sevilla. The order is mainly on the basis of a scientific experiment conducted by a group of Indian scientists who have infused philosophy with meta physics and has concluded that the fishes procured from Sevilla will prevent Spain from lifting the football world cup this year. The Spanish government have felicitated them and may infer honorary doctorate for their contribution to Spanish football. While the men protested on street to preserve their right, many confessed that their wives thought they were in West Wales pleading to the media not to disclose their name, the Spanish football team were in high spirits as they felt assured of at least a second round entry, contrary to what happened last year.

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